Hollywood Babylon

I am in such great company with this novel 'start a blog' idea. I just discovered that Michael Musto, fabulous columnist for the Village Voice has a blog as of yesterday: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/
Because I am lazy and feeling sickly despite copious amounts of Emergen-C, I will copy hilarity from NY Mazine's Daily Intelligencer, which I love because the writers love the CW's Gossip Girl. (Which, damn you no television, I will have to wait until the weekend to watch the finale online. Is Blair pregnant?! If it's Chuck's will it come out wearing a 'signature scarf' and use the word 'cassingle'?)

We could not be more excited. Musto is hilarious and raunchy — in fact,
he's the only gay writer who makes fart jokes. In the whole world!